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Hmm... The Shadow Brotherhood... I agree, esteemed sir!

I go into a clothing store, buy a thick black cloak to protect myself from the sun (-5 silver) and 5 bottles of blood, protected by spells – in "Slumbering Artery" (-5 silver)
*a day later*
Ugh... And where is that *vampire hangout* city? I asked for it, may an archangel strike me down!
Okay... there it is... a peasant is walking... WHAT? A PEASANT? A day's journey from the Capital? There's a reason for that... *I approach*
— Excuse me, what are you doing here? They say there are undead creatures around here...
— And I'm hunting them! Do you know if there are any vampires nearby???
— Yes... *I extend my fangs*
— DIE, OFFSPRING OF DARKNESS! *He throws off his tattered clothes, revealing himself to be a swordsman*
*I rush at him, drink his blood (-20 HP for him, +10 HP for me, so he's dead, and I have exactly 30 HP)*
Light! And where is that city? *I search the corpse, find 10 coppers and a map, indicating the location of the Brotherhood's base*
Oh, that's better! Let's go, as the great mage Harr-Harrin used to say!




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