Test for a military rank.

I am a Colonel!

I'm on a horse. You're on a white horse, and I'm on a white horse. And then to a ball. And then a salute… in our honor. A salute in our honor. First to the parade, and then we'll go to the officers' club. There will be a ball. Beer. A salute. A salute in my honor. I'm a colonel, and you're on a white horse. Do you hear me? Look at my uniform! Look at the stars on it! I haven't shown it to anyone yet. I'll only show it to you. Look! This is my dress uniform. I had it specially made! Look, don't be afraid! The epaulettes? I'll change them! Here they are, the epaulettes. Here! Real ones! See? Colonel. I'm a colonel. I'll wear them to the parade. This is my uniform. The cleanest one. Why are you coughing? Let's go to the officers' club, have some beer, and you won't cough anymore. I, with my saber, on a white horse, am commanding the parade! I'm a colonel! I'm commanding the parade! I'm in stars! On a white horse! I'm a colonel!