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I dreamed that aliens invaded Earth. It went something like this. I don't know how it happened, but something strange started happening on the planet: about half of the animals completely lost it and started showing aggression towards people. It's probably because I watched "Zombieland" the day before – the animals' behavior was exactly like the zombies in the movie. Only they looked perfectly normal, not like zombies, except there were some completely incomprehensible creatures, possibly extraterrestrial. And I was like a ghost hunter (by the way, also inspired by a movie, there was an episode related to Ghostbusters). Only instead of a big vacuum cleaner, I had an iPod that performed the same functions, and instead of ghosts, there were rabid animals. I could suck some creature into my device, or I could release it. I remember a scene from the dream: I was in a small house on the beach near Yevpatoria, where I had recently vacationed. Only there was nothing around – just my house in the middle of the sand. And inside the house, somehow, two enraged giraffes appeared – I don't know how they fit in there – and they started running around the room, hoping to bite me. It was quite a sight! But I put them in my iPod, not letting them fulfill their primitive desires. Before that, there was some other episode. I was again in a small house, unfamiliar to me, in the middle of the forest. Two squirrels were walking around the house and gnawing on nuts. Then two creatures came, vaguely resembling squirrels – maybe mutants, maybe alien beasts. They wanted to bite me, but I somehow managed to deal with them. I even ran away from them, although they moved several times faster than me. After the giraffes, I found myself on a road next to the sea, but separated from it by a high cliff. Different people were walking in one direction, and I was among them. The people weren't walking close together. The sea was on the right. I don't know what exactly happened, but someone among these people somehow deceived me. Maybe they stole my things. Maybe they stole a car, like in "Zombieland." I took off my sandals for some reason and threw them into the sea. I even regretted it a little – I had been wearing these sandals for so many years. And I walked on. Then I found myself in my first school. I walked around three floors, and only on the last floor, at the very end, did I meet a living person – my class teacher. She didn't smile at me, just looked at me, said something, and gave me a piece of paper. On the paper was a list of rooms that I apparently needed to visit. And all of this was undoubtedly related to the alien invasion, which everyone already knew about. In the next scene, I was near a spaceship. It was either on the roof of a building or just on the street. There were people there... and aliens? I didn't know. I only knew that there were several competing groups with different opinions, and they were deciding something. They were coming to a consensus. As far as I understood, some of the groups were human, and some were alien. I needed to join one of the groups, even the aliens, but I didn't know at all what they were like, what opinions they represented, what they were even doing there. I didn't understand anything at all. In general, some processes took place, issues were resolved, and as a result, I watched aliens come out of the spaceship. They seemed to be naked, the canonical green color, about the size of a human. The first was some woman. How I understood this – I don't know, I don't even know if she had breasts, for example. It seemed like she did. I also realized that she was an ordinary "civilian," a peaceful resident of her home planet, migrating to Earth. A woman approached her – she seemed to be about the same age, 35-40 years old. She poked the alien with her finger and said something urgently. It seemed like she was about to go crazy. The alien replied to her in Russian. I thought that they had been given knowledge of all Earth languages in their brains while they were flying in the ship. In general, as many aliens came out of this relatively small ship as there were people on Earth before the whole mess began. At the end of the dream, I saw our planet from a distance and with schematic dots – green for aliens, black for people. The greens settled densely all over the planet, the blacks were also scattered around the planet, but there were very few of them. Probably, all the animals ate them. That's it. It was a nice dream ^_^ The giraffes were really cool, it turned out to be a very funny episode.