Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Oh, and also, they absolutely have to grant me a deferment from military service if I’m under the care of a psychiatrist. And that’s a valid reason. If necessary, I can exaggerate my symptoms a bit and push myself to the point of full-blown schizophrenia, haha.

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I agree with Nebkom that you’re all learning a lot and are quite knowledgeable.