Leafy, tell me, where are your friends?*I feel like I've seen this face somewhere before*
*The boy whistled and several small elves jumped down from the trees*
Here are my friends! Clubby, Maple-nix, and Breezy!*Leafy smiles as he speaks*
*I stand there stunned by their unusual names and ask*And who are your parents?*The boy brightened up and said*
My dad is a mighty elf! He has a composite bow that unfolds into 2 blades! And our mothers are his concubines!*It became hard for me to breathe...*
Brazen lie!!! :)
(Supr, the pest, wrote this in bright red, abusing his official position)
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