Suggestions for the database system and message counters.

Which section should we assign this wonderful topic to?

Yes, it's been a long time since I felt both sad and happy at the same time...
Even KK (just as a request for the signature) is being sarcastic. The poll already shows what needs to be done, so it's better to close the topic or move it to the off-topic section, because there's a lot of it even from the moderators.