Added 30 minutes later
[/U]So:
A Gargoyle was trolling me, probably with the intention of making me look like a Mafia member (because we have great logic: if you're blocked, you must be Mafia).
Nidalee was watching Koshey.
Ruddy was Zillean; first, Kassadin blocked him with a sphere, then Garen ran after Kassadin, and then Poppy finished off Ruddy (but why? O_o).
Toria knocked down ToX, who is Ezreal. The phrase "A-a-a, a chemical element!" probably describes Kassadin. The phrase about "breaking" makes Toria, in my opinion, a Gargoyle (but maybe I'm wrong). Then ToX eliminated Malzahar.
Come on then. Take a sit and have a drink. We can watch life pass on by.