So, that's why I was wondering why women's careers and academic performance improve after intimacy; it turns out it works like this: they become smarter! :)

And what if we consider minorities? It turns out that "energy" transfers from one man to another and back => we get 100% energy efficiency, and there it is, the perpetual motion machine that everyone has been searching for!

Another suggestion: what if we change ejaculation to just spitting, and then continue with the following points... with the words: "prove that this isn't true!" and links to sources with such "ideas."

Can you read and understand what I wrote?

There's nothing to understand; it's like Taras Bulba: "I gave you life, and I will take it away!" :D