Sacred Haven of Debauchery

What does black metal have to do with this? And by the way, you can use a black harmonica, it would be original.

Being a musician is just cheating: just play some bad music and the chance of picking up a girl increases by 20%. Sad but true.

I don't see anything sad about that! I'm fine with it :3

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I'll use growls to pick up girls too.