Batman: Arkham city

No, you're a seasoned maniac!

I want to :3

You're teasing me, you little rascal))

Alright, listen:
There once lived an old man and an old woman, and they had a hen named Ryaba. Ryaba was no ordinary hen; she laid golden eggs. But the old couple never saw them because a resourceful mouse named Norushka would steal them and take them to a pawnshop. The old woman and the old man got tired of feeding the hen for nothing. They killed her and made soup. When the mouse found out that they had eaten the golden eggs, she got angry and killed the old couple. She gathered her belongings and went to live in a museum, where she stole Fabergé eggs. And she lived happily and comfortably until her death (only a couple of years). The end.