Nyashechka Kavai
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Fanfiction for the Locken Epic.
- TAIMON!!! YOU’RE ANNOYING! - The Master of Espionage was prepared for Arnz’s arrival this time – it wasn’t difficult for such an experienced spy to tie himself to a chair.
- Boss, we have a problem! - The inspector was genuinely worried. - And what happened to you? BDSM?
- SHUT UP! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! - the boss furiously slammed his fist on the table. - WHAT’S GOING ON?!
- Okay, okay, - Taimon wasn’t in the mood for jokes. - I have a problem!
- IS THAT ALL?! - The Master impatiently clenched a heavy statuette of a gramophone in his hand.
- No, no. So, I was sitting in a hotel, where all sorts of riffraff were hanging out, the ones I told you about last time. And then BAM! - Arnz jerked suddenly, spreading his hands.
- DID SOMEONE HIT YOU ON THE HEAD?! - the boss burst out laughing.
- Something like that, - Taimon sullenly looked away. - And then I was transported to some kind of Dungeon. I barely woke up, in some rags...
- AND YOU FOUND VASELINE STAINS ON YOUR BUTT?! - tears streamed from the Master’s eyes as he laughed. - DON’T WORRY, I’LL GET YOU A VOUCHER FOR A SANATORIUM!
- That’s not the point! - the inspector, red with anger and shame, raised his voice. - All those people were there too. In the cells. But they can’t teleport like I can, - for the first time that day, Arnz smiled proudly. - I got out, like a boss.
- HERO! - the boss had just recovered from his fit of laughter and was now blowing his nose into the first piece of parchment he could find, which had a TOP SECRET seal on it. - AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THEM IF YOU RAN AWAY LIKE A COWARD?!
- Oops... - Taimon hesitated, smiling stupidly. - I didn’t think about that.
- YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO THINK WITH, I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR A LONG TIME... - the Master didn’t finish his sentence. The inspector teleported out of the office. The thunder and whirlwind from the spell shook the bookcase, and the rarest, thick volumes began to fall on the boss, who was tied to the chair, and he only managed to shout "TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!"
- TAIMON!!! YOU’RE ANNOYING! - The Master of Espionage was prepared for Arnz’s arrival this time – it wasn’t difficult for such an experienced spy to tie himself to a chair.
- Boss, we have a problem! - The inspector was genuinely worried. - And what happened to you? BDSM?
- SHUT UP! IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! - the boss furiously slammed his fist on the table. - WHAT’S GOING ON?!
- Okay, okay, - Taimon wasn’t in the mood for jokes. - I have a problem!
- IS THAT ALL?! - The Master impatiently clenched a heavy statuette of a gramophone in his hand.
- No, no. So, I was sitting in a hotel, where all sorts of riffraff were hanging out, the ones I told you about last time. And then BAM! - Arnz jerked suddenly, spreading his hands.
- DID SOMEONE HIT YOU ON THE HEAD?! - the boss burst out laughing.
- Something like that, - Taimon sullenly looked away. - And then I was transported to some kind of Dungeon. I barely woke up, in some rags...
- AND YOU FOUND VASELINE STAINS ON YOUR BUTT?! - tears streamed from the Master’s eyes as he laughed. - DON’T WORRY, I’LL GET YOU A VOUCHER FOR A SANATORIUM!
- That’s not the point! - the inspector, red with anger and shame, raised his voice. - All those people were there too. In the cells. But they can’t teleport like I can, - for the first time that day, Arnz smiled proudly. - I got out, like a boss.
- HERO! - the boss had just recovered from his fit of laughter and was now blowing his nose into the first piece of parchment he could find, which had a TOP SECRET seal on it. - AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THEM IF YOU RAN AWAY LIKE A COWARD?!
- Oops... - Taimon hesitated, smiling stupidly. - I didn’t think about that.
- YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO THINK WITH, I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR A LONG TIME... - the Master didn’t finish his sentence. The inspector teleported out of the office. The thunder and whirlwind from the spell shook the bookcase, and the rarest, thick volumes began to fall on the boss, who was tied to the chair, and he only managed to shout "TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!"
