Funny and amusing situations...

Don't be naive realists; no amount of money will ever make that happen. I once played Desert War with him, and he left the game saying, "You're getting simple monsters on the gold mine for the third time in a row" (there are two gold mines for each player, with random 7th-level guards), while I had titans. And when I told him that we were both from Antalya, he just showed himself to be an overseas patient of a mental institution.