Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Come on, Mona, spill the beans, or Arandor will quickly "Arandorize" you.

I am a fifty-year-old woman with five children and a magician husband.
We are traveling performers. I play the accordion, the children dance, and my husband fools around with unfaithful girls and pulls rabbits out of hats.
Yee-haw!