Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I'm not a tree.

How so – you're not a tree?

Congratulate me, I leveled up to this!

And these are mutually exclusive paragraphs!

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Congratulations! :)
And I recently leveled up to five birds and now I confuse myself with Arandor -_- because he has avatars similar to my current one (this one, by the way, was suggested by Arko) and also has five birds.
Give me some dislikes!