Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I used to have a dog. She was terrified of water. Whenever we tried to wash her, she would run away from us with all her might and hide under the sofa!

We have a similar creature at home. But she doesn't hide under the sofa. She just starts growling. She might even bite. A bad dog. Cats are better)) Cats are cute, kind creatures... Not like our monster (

There are different kinds of cats. Some even like being wet.

That's the thing. But I'll stay on the sidelines)) I don't need to be in the water. I just want to bask in the sun and eat meat. And sleep... under a warm, warm blanket)) I'm a good cat ^^

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