Fun

Petka and Vasily Ivanovich are running away from the Whites. They come to a high and very long fence. Petka says: - Vasily Ivanovich, let me lift you up, and you run away. - No, let me lift you up, and you run away. They argued, and Vasily Ivanovich gave in. He lifted Petka up, and he himself ran along the fence. He ran to the village, and there were only women there. And all of them were pregnant. Vasily Ivanovich dressed up, made a belly out of pillows. The Whites arrived. They lined everyone up on the street. The senior one approaches the first one and asks: - Who are you waiting for? - A boy. - Execute her. He will be a partisan. To the second one: - Who are you waiting for? - A girl. - Execute her. She will be a partisan. It's Vasily Ivanovich's turn: - Who are you waiting for? - An elephant. Want to see its trunk?