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There's no loudspeaker in the bathroom; a real cop should always be available. And, if needed, he should drop everything, even... taking care of his business? And I'm sure if I hadn't answered so quickly, you would have started blaming me again. I wasn't born yesterday. Otherwise, I wouldn't be working as a cop. And wearing diapers. By the way, if I were wearing them, I could be here all the time. But I'm not, because I wasn't born yesterday. What do you have to say about that?