Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Is Dovakin here, with so many votes?
Nah, you can't buy us like that; I've already read the history textbook – it's an interesting book, I recommend it to everyone, but I still don't have an extra 500 rubles :( So, I advise everyone who is a true patriot of their country, loves birch trees, doesn't want to lose their job and end up in prison, and also loves these vast expanses with all their heart, to vote for Putin! Zyuganov is just a pup; he messed with communism and democracy!