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An American billionaire built a 100-story skyscraper and announced that whoever could carry a bucket of concrete to the 100th floor would receive $1 million.
Three volunteers came forward: an American, a Ukrainian, and a Georgian.
The American carried the bucket to the 25th floor and died. The doctors concluded that the vein in his penis had ruptured, and he died from blood loss.
The Ukrainian carried the bucket to the 50th floor and died. The same thing happened – the vein ruptured, and he died from blood loss.
The Georgian carried the bucket to the 99th floor and died. The doctors concluded that the handle on the bucket had ruptured, and he died from hitting himself in the forehead with his penis.