Sacred Haven of Debauchery

So, my mom was telling me that, according to some observers and teachers, the girls at school are paying a lot of attention to me. When I said, "Nah, that's not true," she replied that I'm either pretending or just plain stupid. Which do you think is more likely: that the girls don't care about some useless guy, or that he's a complete idiot? lol, these are mutually exclusive statements.