RPG on the Portal.

OFFGAME Wiz, don't forget, the Dark Elves are deadly enemies of the Forest Alliance...

Knight, while you were waiting, you listened to the words of the song (and a damn imp started pushing you!!!)...
"I saw a wondrous dream - as if before me
A desolate and small, infernal plane.
And I, chained by a horse, stand
Under a towering RPG game
And then thousands of others like me

Each face is scarred by vodka and intoxication
And in each eye burns the fire of a fireball
And a bug wraps around each RPG
And each mouse is bowed to the ground
Because the weight of the WATER is crushing everyone

In the hands of each - a piece of the map of paranoia
And a formidable voice thunders to us in ICQ like thunder:
****** these gnomes! Let no glitch, no disconnect
Stop you. Endure and overcome the evil, the gnomes, and the infernal cold
For you are destined to find this fragment!!!

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Eric
Saw a Gnome
"Ho-ho... Excellent, kid, you're in! Now listen - you have 4 DAYS to get to Cyrisstal Valley... And... here, a charm and 10 gold for the road!" (and the Gnome vanished into thin air)
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Almaren
"Uncle, uncle, who are you?" - asked the little one
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