Besides, I'm not gray. I'm moon-colored! Moon-colored beings are allowed to be that way, because they are so moon-colored and not gray at all. And they also love lolis.
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I just don't understand, how is that possible? Every day, everyone washes in the bathroom, stands under the shower, and washes, and almost never does anyone slip, fall, etc. The bathtub is wet, and so are the feet, which are soft. We're not hobbits with hairy feet, so why don't we slip? Theoretically, the probability of this event is high enough that it should happen at least once a year or so, but it almost never happens. Because if it happens, the person falls, may break something, fracture something, dislocate something, or even die. But no one dies! Why is that?
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Today, a little boy opened the door for me and held it open, waiting for me while I went down the stairs in the entrance hall, and he was taking out the trash. He took care of me. Why was it a little boy, and not a little girl?! x( Or, conversely, why don't I get the chance to be a gentleman and hold the door open for a loli? x) I'm such a loser x(