Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I’m on a horse. You’re on a white horse, and I’m on a white horse. And then to the ball. And then a salute… in our honor. A salute in our honor. First to Grand Galloping Gala, and then we’ll go to the Canterlot Palace. There will be a ball. Cupcakes. A salute. A salute in my honor. I’m a pony, and you’re on a white horse. Do you hear me? Look at my cutie mark! Look at the stars on it! I haven’t shown it to anyone yet. I’ll only show it to you. Look! This is my cutie mark. I drew it myself! Look, don’t be afraid! Horseshoes? I’ll change them! Here they are, the horseshoes. Here! Real ones! See? Pony. I’m a pony. I’ll put them on Gala. This is my uniform. The cleanest one. Why are you coughing? Let’s go to the Canterlot Palace, eat some cupcakes, and you won’t cough anymore. I, with a cake, on a white horse, command Gala! I’m a pony! I command Gala! I’m among the stars! On a white horse! I’m a pony! I command Gala!