Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Ponies. That's all you'll see. Ponies bring friendship and magic. Ponies. I am a pony. Ponies are everywhere, all around you. Ponies are near you. Ponies will eat cupcakes. Look around! Ponies are already here.

I'm on a horse. You're on a white horse, and I'm on a white horse. And then to the ball. And then a salute... in our honor. A salute in our honor. First to the Grand Galloping Gala, and then we'll go to the Canterlot Palace. There will be a ball. Cupcakes. A salute. A salute in my honor. I'm a pony, and you're on a white horse. Do you hear me? Look at my cutie mark! Look at the stars on it! I haven't shown it to anyone yet. I'll only show it to you. Look! This is my cutie mark. I drew it myself! Look, don't be afraid! Horseshoes? I'll change them! Here they are, the horseshoes. Here! Real ones! See? Ponies. I'm a pony. I'll put them on at the Gala. This is my uniform. The cleanest one. Why are you coughing? Let's go to the Canterlot Palace, eat some cupcakes, and you won't cough anymore. I, with a cake, on a white horse, command the Gala! I'm a pony! I command the Gala! I'm among the stars! On a white horse! I'm a pony! I command the Gala!