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Sacred Haven of Debauchery

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Today is a strange day. A very strange day. Something has gone missing from my closet, and it wasn't a cheap item. It was a gift. Only I knew about its existence in this house, and a few of my friends knew about it outside the house. And now it's gone. It's not where I last saw it, where I last touched it. That was just a week ago. How?! Am I a drug addict? Did it never exist, and I just dreamed all of this? Did we pool our money, go shopping together, buy it, and agree to take turns keeping it? This is messed up. Maybe I hid it somewhere else? Gave it to a friend? Could one of my parents have taken it? That's the most likely scenario. But why the hell? Should I put a lock on the closet? It wasn't in a very obvious place; you had to rummage through things to find it. I hope they didn't throw it away. I'm speechless. All I know is that my closet needs a lock, a good lock. Damn it, how could this happen...
If you were a clown, I'd tell you that you're just absent-minded and simply don't remember that you moved it somewhere. Or maybe you just didn't notice it somehow. But you're not a clown, are you?