Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I'm falling asleep, but it takes a while. Eventually, I doze off. I wake up, and it turns out my parents came and woke me up with their noise -_- Then I couldn't fall asleep for ages again. Then it dawned on me: I need to open the window! So I opened it, and it wasn't stuffy or hot anymore. I was almost about to fall asleep, and then some drunk idiot started yelling under my window! He was singing some kind of song, and he was singing it so terribly, so horribly out of tune, it was just awful. I closed the window, tried to fall asleep, but it became stuffy and hot again! I opened it again, and he wasn't yelling anymore, but I still couldn't sleep. So I took my player and put on some music. I listened to a playlist of instrumental music, including Kai Rosenkranz, but I got bored and put on some doom metal by Doom:VS. I listened to two and a half songs, then turned everything off and fell asleep.

A very exciting story, right?