Sure, of course... I definitely will!
(Here's a donkey :p) Okay, I won't kill either of them. But I need to make them argue, and then...
I ran to the tower. I see the commandant. He asked who I was.
I say: Private Schultz.
He says: What do you need, you fool?
I say: The head of the city guard wants to see you regarding a debt.
He says: Well, that's news! I owe him 60 silver coins.
I say: He's furious.
He says: He'll get what's coming to him! I'll treat him to a beating! Alright, get out of here before I kill you!
The commandant turned his back to me, and I slipped unnoticed into the next room. He thought I had left.
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