Evil gerl; post #10.
Marmot; post #11.
samatron; post #12.
It seems that someone is trying to incriminate us in an attempt to commit a crime not covered by any article of the Criminal Code, namely: to perpetrate a hoax against "...fans of the Heroes of Might and Magic games, etc."
Being cornered by subtle hints, born from your insightful minds and crudely disguised as direct questions, we are forced to admit: yes, we are not quite who we claim to be; yes, we were not among the members of the expedition to the "Cave"; yes, we did not give any "subscription." We, imagine, are not even the owner of this account!
Moreover: now that such an open conversation, full of spy confessions, has begun, we have only one thing left to do - also go all the way and confess to the Noble Lords, led by the beautiful blonde Amazon, that we are just the Cat of the computer owner (true, a beloved Cat, of tiger origin and, as you have undoubtedly already guessed, a talking one. And wise, yes. Although sometimes a bit hot-tempered.). And Cats, as everyone knows, when their beloved owners are away, eternally disappearing on their expeditions, get bored. And they are simply forced to find ways to express their protest and how to alleviate their loneliness. In this regard, the owner's "computer" is of some interest: it is a very good tool for fighting boredom. After all, it stores descriptions and results of all their "brainstorming sessions," heh. So why not have some fun? Especially since there is no harm to anyone from this - except for us, of course. But we are not too upset: firstly, we are already used to it, and secondly, we are lucky with our owner - he is strict, of course, we will not lie, but he is also fair. Besides, the triumph of science is a sacred thing; you can suffer a little.
As for the accusations of hoaxing... We have calmed down a bit, conferred, and will say this: Cats are mystical Creatures, and therefore - they have the right!
And, by the way, it has been noticed that even the most evil Ladies, when communicating with representatives of the feline family, thaw out, become kinder, and become softer. Kindness is generally valued like gold. And how it adorns lovely Warriors! No villain, even the most fastidious, would say "girl" about such a one - he wouldn't be able to bring himself to do it.
With respect and hope that the matter is settled, Old Mage.