RPG on the Portal.

(Saroo) And the imp bit into the meat with its teeth...
5 minutes later, it detached from the meat and said, "Ya, you spek Humaisee??? O'K! Hear me!!! Ts-s-s-s... the Big Muncher is here... He has a big-big-big interesting magic thing! but he's a VERY BIG! this Munche'!!! And that magic thing is like you have! Couldn't you steal it? I could help you! For some meat!"
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