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You also forgot to mention the higher levels.

That's natural, but I decided to limit myself for educational purposes; otherwise, it could go on indefinitely.
I simply don't like this subjective and vainglorious chain.

The first one gets confused in the lecture halls, makes noise during lectures, isn't used to submitting work on time, and generally isn't well-oriented.

Again, all of this is subjective. And as Siever rightly pointed out, it could be the other way around, while a first-year student, for example, will submit everything on time, fearing that he won't have another chance later. But that's not an argument, is it? Just as with what you listed.