Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Decent device, should I buy it?

Why do you need a navigator? Are you afraid that the trolleybus will take you to the forest instead of the institute? Heh, there's an obvious reason why that won't happen: trolleybuses are afraid of plantain (not to mention the obvious reason #2).

I don't know, some weird thing is hanging above my house, I took a picture and posted it.

Aerostats, ball lightning, satellites – there are all sorts of things, and you still believe that it's little green men? Although, funnily enough, my brother also ran over to show me an orange light in the window today. So, there are two possibilities: a party with aliens or some Jews with fireworks. I'm leaning towards the second, because green-skinned aliens from another galaxy won't bother us until we do something serious to the planet, or at least stop fighting among ourselves.