Sacred Haven of Debauchery

A weakling won't be able to defend himself; he simply won't have the strength. But a fat guy will find it much harder to inflict serious damage, as fat protects the organs and bones. So, there's no need to make excuses for yourself.

And I'm speaking from experience, as I've participated in various brawls, unlike some others. And no one has ever inflicted critical injuries on me, even though some of my opponents were quite good boxers.