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Skinny - your neighbor on the couch.

Crabby, the picture is very relevant, but I only use my index and middle fingers.

I also use my index and middle fingers, but I also add a couple of letters with my ring fingers (f, y, ъ))) + the large finger of my left hand (spacebar) = 222 characters per minute :)
That's okay.

Added after 31 minutes
Yeah, a new record - 252 :)
I used to be able to type 310, but I've forgotten how :(