RPG on the Portal.

I should go. I thought, getting up and heading for the door, but a stocky elf blocked my way, saying: "........

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Elf: Halt, traveler, who are you?!

I replied: You must be joking, elf. Doesn't the cross on my armor remind you of the Order of Paladins?!

Elf: So, you're one of those layabouts.

I replied: (angrily) Be silent, elf! ....... be quiet!

This skinny elf was a regular at the tavern. He was a dark elf. He had a dagger hanging on his back. According to rumors, he's a hired assassin.

Elf: Hey, calm down! Otherwise...

I replied: (angrily, but with a smile) Don't make me laugh, elf. Or have you forgotten what a sharp sword feels like?

A few more elves got up from the tables. It was clear they weren't on my side.

Elf: You'll pay for your words! (draws a poisoned knife)

Before his friends could join him, I grabbed the elf by the collar and slammed him against one of the walls. On the way, he knocked over a table. A fight broke out in the tavern...