RPG on the Portal.

We stopped at a small tavern, and everyone sat down at a table, having first ordered a room for themselves. Saruman went to meditate. And I slipped out of the tavern unnoticed and returned a few minutes later, with rosy cheeks, looking better than ever...
Some local peasant started bothering me, and I led him upstairs...to the rooms...when we reached the room, I shoved him inside and, laughing, went back down to my companions...it happened to be Saruman's room...oh, the peasant was not lucky.