Ple-Sen
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A scandal erupted in Ple-Sena's house today. His wife gave him a dressing down:
- Where were you!? You spent all the money again!!! You promised you wouldn't do it anymore!!! You said you would change!!!
- And how else am I supposed to pay for my hobbies? I won, and I paid for today's session and the two previous ones.
- That's just talk. You win today, you lose tomorrow...
Hostor decided to lead a healthy lifestyle starting today: quit bad habits, exercise, and eat right. And so, early in the morning, wearing his new invention - "earmuffs" - to combine pleasure with benefit, Hostor began running laps in the mechanical park. Because of the "earmuffs," he didn't hear the annoying clatter of hooves on the stone pavement, which accompanied him throughout his run.
Rimpel, Tangro, VovaVovovich, Vistrit, Vishmaster, and Jack went to a magnificent performance today. After which, they even managed to chat with the main performer. As it turned out, for two of these guys, this was the last performance they ever saw...
Dear newbies and noobs. I send you greetings from all the bandits, from the noble bandits. Yes, we are noble! Not some lowlifes, drinking cheap whiskey and shooting indiscriminately from revolvers. I hope you won't resist too much when we decide to deal with you. Don't worry, we'll do it quickly and painlessly, like a virgin on his first time; you won't feel a thing. Not good luck to you, my precious ones. Asta La Vista.
P.S: Knights are jerks!
We'll think about it.