Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I don't need to prove anything here. I'm simply older than most of you.

It's obvious.

Posters, the "Rovesnik" magazine, little girls, dolls, anime... In short, it's all about schoolkids and masturbation.

Even if we don't nitpick that "schoolkids and masturbation" are three words, denying the fact that masturbation is a part of any man's life, including yours, puts you in the category you mentioned.
However funny it may sound, masturbation is the key to health. Because spermotoxicity can lead to impotence and a bunch of other unpleasant things, and I don't believe that you immediately had a girlfriend who would satisfy your needs from the moment you reached puberty. And whether you even have a girlfriend now is also a question. And yes, a survey showed that 98% of sexually healthy men engage in masturbation, and 2% do, but deny it ;)
In short, I agree with Vis:

Corpses, lol death is cool, Satan, I've trolled you all, you're all losers...

Added 3 minutes later
And yes, even when there are plenty of girls around, it doesn't mean there's an active sex life.