Academy of Sciences of Heroesland

What if randomness is actually pseudo-randomness? Hmm? Like in a computer, where the numbers generated are not truly random, but pseudo-random, only here it has a specific meaning.

That's impossible, because then you're implying that "god" is some kind of creation that reasons in the same way as a human, but that can't be, since humans themselves are a product of randomness. And "pseudo-randomness" in a computer is just a simple program based on changing time, and it has nothing to do with "god."

Oh, the horror... Do they have a remote control that operates on radio frequencies?

No. Perhaps they possess some kind of psychotelepathic abilities. Like illithids. Or maybe they use some kind of portals.