Dreams.

I had a hilarious dream – I went to a diner and ordered scrambled eggs. They brought it, and it was basically just water, but at least the seasonings were decent. I went to the head chef and said something like, "You can't cook." And he was all, "Can you do better?" So we had a competition to see who could make better scrambled eggs. After about 5-10 minutes, his eggs were still the same watery mess, but mine were like a perfect omelet. Then they gave everyone a portion to try. Everyone voted for mine, and that's how I became the new head chef.