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Yesterday, I was eating watermelon and remembered a story about a boy who loved watermelons and ate them with the seeds. One of the seeds didn't digest and got stuck somewhere inside him. Over time, it started to sprout, and a watermelon began to grow right in the boy's stomach. Eventually, it grew so large that it compressed all of his organs, and then it exploded. That's the story. If anyone doesn't believe it, they can pay me a hundred bucks or send me a wad of cash.