Fun

Someone's creative work on "Armageddon's Blade". Hilarious.
Warnings:
a) Haart and Charna are going to be married (the cunning girl seduced the necromancer)
b) Sandro was gifted a daughter
c) The daughter was Charna
d) An elf fell in love with a lich, and they sing songs together. The undead have a pure and melodic voice (how is that even possible?). The elf sings without thinking:

We elves, brave fighters,
We are daredevils and heroes,
When we march, everyone hides in the bushes!
We don't care about heat or snow,
We're not afraid to fight,
And we cut off dragons' ears and tails!
And even a powerful necromancer,
Like Sandro or Tanth,
Doesn't scare us, even though he's surely cunning!
We'll kill all the undead,
Rip out the vampires' throats
And drown all the liches in their own filth!

Then she catches herself and asks for forgiveness. The lich vengefully sings in response:

The undead don't fear elves at all!
Even if an army meets a lich,
The lich won't even blink, and the elves are gone!
And if a dragon shows up -
It will give us support,
And we'll cleanse the world of filthy elves in no time!

Oh, yes. And
d) The elf was named Gem

When Haart came to Sandro to become his apprentice and Sandro taught him to raise skeletons, I was kicking my legs with glee. And that's not all.

P.S. At least they didn't develop the "Sandro + Vidomina = love" theme.

Source of this joy: :)
http://www.diablozone.net/forum/index.php?act=Print&client=printer&f=21&t=15602