Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Today, I was standing at a bus stop next to a guy and a girl, and I accidentally (well, you get the idea) overheard their conversation:

guy: do you know what ISR is?
girl: no
guy: well, it's actually rape resulting in death
girl: ahhh
guy: two balls are flying across the desert, and one says to the other, "you're a bitch"

O_O
I don't even know what blew my mind more – the conversation about rape or the mismatch of abbreviations. But the guy probably realized then that he had said something stupid and decided to fix the situation with a story about balls.
damn, that's when I realized I was in complete Omsk.