Sacred Haven of Debauchery

If I were, for example, Arandor, I would write something like this right now:

Hey guys, I'm in St. Petersburg right now.

But alas, I have to do it differently. Another nine hours on a plane. Again, to St. Petersburg. Unfortunately, the fact that my printed version of the "Kalevala" is missing fifteen out of fifty runes was only discovered during the flight. A shortened edition, it seems. On the 22nd, I'm leaving early in the morning for Finland; expect transliterated impressions.