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Of course, artistic embellishments are one thing, but I think the newspaper clearly states how the knight was aiming at his target. I don't know how the mistress defends herself, but I don't think the golem's armor or the advisor's secret guard work the way it's described. Plus, if Thorius is an advisor, then Slonysh only has a chance of being a golem.
Regarding the artistic license, I'll remind you how the obvious "kick to the head," which calmed Neyra before she left the house, turned out not to be a block at all.
But never mind.
What's much more interesting to me is Lizard, who, having rejected one way to waste the vote, proposes another. Liz, is this trolling, or are you just writing without having time to consult with...friends on ICQ?