Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Decided to play Heroes of Might and Magic just for fun, especially since Krabby said it had become really cool and wasn't some grindy game for kids anymore! Logged in... nothing has changed. The very first match against another player revealed a bunch of annoying noobs or just plain dumb office workers. He used the most basic, noobish tactic, dumped peasants, and recruited archers, then barricaded himself, but still lost and towards the end of the battle, he "disappeared," so I had to wait 40 seconds for his remaining troops to just stand there. I HATE IT.

I wiped my hands on the touchpad!!! And it's still hot, really hot!!