T-shirts vs. Shirts

I was thinking about it and realized that besides pants, jeans, shorts, t-shirts, shirts, sweaters, and hoodies, my wardrobe also includes "those pants," "those pants over there," "a cool thing," "that cool thing," "you know, the striped one," "the thing with a hood," "my green one," "you know, that one!," "the one with the zipper," "that one, damn, what's it called?," "a really comfortable one," "you know, the one we bought," and "the one that [name] gave me."

So, I'm not the only weirdo who has "a yellow thing," "another yellow thing," "a blue one with a tiger," "a black dress" (which was labeled as a "sweater" on the price tag), "jeans," "more jeans," "yet another pair of jeans," "oh, and I can wear this too!," "wow, I forgot about this!," "wow, I have a summer skirt O_o," "wow, shorts from ten years ago actually fit me o_O," and many other fun things.

Lately, I've been wearing more dresses. They're comfortable, beautiful, and easy to put on. I wear t-shirts and tank tops (with shorts, capri pants, or summer pants) if the dress is in the wash or if I have activities planned where wearing a dress could result in hopelessly ruined clothes and unwanted panty flashing.
And I only have one shirt. It's from the pantsuit I wore for the last school bell ceremony. However, if I were a guy, I think I would have more than one shirt.