T-shirts vs. Shirts

Long-sleeved shirts, short-sleeved shirts...
I was just thinking about it and realized that besides pants, jeans, shorts, t-shirts, shirts, sweaters, and hoodies, my wardrobe also includes "those pants," "those pants," "that cool thing," "that cool thing," "you know, the striped one," "the thing with a hood," "my green one," "you know, that one!," "the one with the zipper," "that one, damn it, what's it called?," "that comfortable one," "you know, the one we bought," and "that one that [name] gave me." And you guys are making a big deal out of it.