Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Besides, what are office workers supposed to wear in the summer? You'll overheat in a long-sleeved shirt.

I had a cool story last summer. It was Moscow, over 35 degrees Celsius, and I took a part-time job as a courier for a travel agency for a couple of months. But since I was a courier, and it was a travel agency, I could wear whatever I wanted. Another order: I had to pick up payment for a tour from a girl. I called, asked for the address, and headed there without looking. I arrived at the location, and it turned out I ended up at the central branch of Sberbank, a fancy building. The fanciest car parked nearby was a Lexus. Outside, there was no one around, it was hot, and the air was stuffy. I went inside, and everyone was dressed professionally: security guards in long-sleeved shirts, a couple of people in suits, but most were in short-sleeved shirts... And then I appeared: I was wearing minimalist sandals (two leather straps and a sole), orange shorts, and a peach-colored short-sleeved shirt, with a "kind of" black tank top underneath, but really it was just a light material sewn into the front so I could wear it open without exposing myself. I called the client, and the conversation went like this:
-How will I recognize you?
-Well, I'm wearing orange shorts...
-Oh, I see! I'll be right there.
In those five minutes that I waited for her, I caught so many envious glances, probably more than I had in my entire life :D