Just because you call me a paladin doesn't make me one. I'm better off as a ranger, it suits me more.
You're all idiots, and the topic is stupid. I'm just trolling!
Elves come in different varieties, knights come in different varieties, and situations come in different varieties.
But elves can be the most diverse of all, because they are a figment of imagination. Whoever imagines them, that's what kind of elves they are.
Your topic is stupid, you're all idiots!