Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I used to have a lock pick, I made it from a spoke, and I used it to open the metal doors of apartment building entrances.
I'm a cool lock picker!
I have a medical mask and an aspirin tablet.
I'm a cool doctor!
I have a computer and a bunch of old components lying around in the corner of the room.
I'm a cool scientific genius!
I don't use the bus.
I'm a cool scout!
I had plastic toy pistols with red round bullets.
I'm a cool small arms expert!
I have knives in the kitchen, I use them to cut bread.
I'm a cool expert in melee weapons!
I have a power drill at home.
I'm a cool user of heavy weapons!